Teddy-bears' picnic? Ha!
Ghoulish goggled eyes do stare
From under hoods and thorn-spiked hair.
Lop-end lizards sneak and steal
Those goggled eyes, a scrummy meal,
And spit at Criss-Cross Unicorn,
Stolen treasure on her horn!
But do be warned and keep your head,
Or you'll be skidding to your bed -
DON'T LOOK BEHIND! You must beware
The rude stark-naked monstrous bear!
You'll love it down
the woods, my dear,
Teddy bears' picnic? Ha!
You might see spiteful Land-Shark's lair,
Giant slugs with slimed-up hair,
Elethumps and fat-winged worms,
Snakes that hop, and frogs with curls -
Flowers that fart, on pogo sticks,
Bats that play mean slapping tricks!
But do be warned, and keep your head,
Or you'll be skidding to your bed -
DON'T LOOK BEHIND! You must beware
The rude, stark-naked monstrous bear.
You'll love it
down the woods, my dear,
Teddy-bears' picnic? No!
Tig-afferties and flies that roar,
Crows on stilts, beribboned boar;
Trees that leap, while wind can speak,
Throw grown-ups into jumbled heaps -
A place where only children see
Fellungous creatures, wild and free!
But do be warned, and keep your head,
Or you'll be skidding to your bed -
DON'T LOOK BEHIND! You must beware
The rude, stark-naked monstrous bear!
Don't be curious like
me,
Be content with what
you see -
For if you turn,
you're sure to find -
DON'T LOOK...
A monstrous....BEAR
BEHIND!
by Irena Szirtes
2 comments:
Very funny full of nonsense
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