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Tuesday, 2 September 2025

In Memorium: Sabrina - A Potted History of Bridgnorth by Geoff Speechly

Today would have been your 95th birthday!!
2nd September 1930 - 16th March 2021
Geoff, High Town Writers still miss you and
have happy memories of performances of 'Sabrina'.

 

Sabrina, Goddess of the Severn,

Could lead a man to hell or heaven


1 - The Roman

Narrator

               The Romans came, with sword and law

               And taught crude Britons soon the score

               They worshipped gods like Zeus - and meaner

               But at Bridgnorth they found - Sabrina !

Legionnaire

               We must have marched a thousand leagues

               To conquer this benighted spot

               What would I give for a cup of wine

               Or a lusty wench that's really hot !

Sabrina 

A goodly sight, this Roman chap

               I'll see if I can catch his eye

               And if the audience doesn't clap

               I'll grab him, love him - and he'll die !

 Legionnaire

               O Bacchus ! What a wondrous sight !

               Is it a wench or a dream I see ?

Sabrina 

O, I'm a maid, I'll prove this night

               Come Roman man :I'll set you free !

               SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

 Legionnaire

               O Gods! O Sabrina! – I who am about to die salute you!


2 - The Saxon

Narrator

               The Saxons came in time of yore

               And plundered us from shore to shore

               And they were pretty rough ; none meaner

               There's not a doubt they met Sabrina….

Saxon

               What have we here ? Another town.

               For sacking and for pulling down

               We'll burn the place and kill the men

               Destroy the cock but keep the hen!

Sabrina

O rude uncultured Saxon beast

               I'll see you soon regret this feast

               For Bridgnorth maids and Bridgnorth men

               Sabrina's spell will work again

Saxon   

Great balls of fire! A hefty wench

               This dish I'll taste without a wrench

               Come lass, let's frolick in the hay

               You'll not forget this joyful day!

Sabrina

               I'll frolick, friend, but you're the one

               Who nevermore will see the sun

 SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Saxon   

Gott in Himmel: du hast mich  getötet… – ich sterbe!


3 - The Dane

Narrator

               In former times, despite the rain

               Our city fair was taxed by Dane

               And though their habits were much cleaner

               We know for sure they met Sabrina

Dane

               Now what's this place ? They call it Quatt !

               The name's a mess, I like it not

               Our taxmen now will sally forth

               Across the bridge to south and north

Sabrina

               This fellow's dull compared to Saxon

               He calls himself a Danish Taxman

               Ah, well, though I won't be hasty

               Let's tempt him with an English pastry!

Dane

               O Woden ! What is this I see?

               A vision yet untaxed by me !

               I'll take her measure, scribe her rune

Sabrina

               You're right, my Dane, come take my boon !

 SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Dane

               Valhalla – I come!


4 - The Norman

Narrator

               In elevenhundredand twenty-two

               Which Bridgnorthmen e'er will rue

               The Normans came and built their keep

               And tried to turn us all to sheep

Norman

               We brought our culture to this land

               Rude English  habits we have banned

               Now Lords and Ladies  served by serf

               Can all enjoy our Norman earth

Sabrina

               These Norman gangsters must be humbled

               Methinks his tongue of "ladies" stumbled

               Let's see if ancient English lore

               Tonight our honour can restore…

Norman

               Mon Dieu! Quelle beauty do I see

               Ma chėre, what luck for you to meet with me

Sabrina

               Indeed your fortune's doubly blessed

               Now I'm the host and you're the guest!

 SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Norman

Elle m’a tuè! Quand même; Vive l’amour !


5 - The Welshman

Narrator

             The Marches dripped with blood; impaled

               On Welsh ambition our English town

               Became a field of battle and renown

Welshman

               By Cardiff, Anglesey or Rhyll

               Never before did my heart thrill

               To see so soft an English village

               Ripe-ready for Welsh guile and pillage

Sabrina

               The cheeky Celt! How dare he gloat

               Before he's even crossed my moat

               I'll tease him, be so coy and meek

               And then I'll parboil up his leek !

Welshman

               By Llanfairfechan and Glendower

               I've never seen so fine a flower

               Come, English Maid, and be my love

               I think you're sent from heaven above

Sabrina

               Oh yes, my little laverbread

               One kiss - and then you'll find you're dead !

                SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Welshman

               O Angeu-eth! – I die! – cymru am byth!


6- The Roundheads

Narrator

               In sixteen-hundred-and-forty-six

               In Parliament, by knavish tricks

               Our sovereign lord quite lost his head

               And Cromwell took his place instead

Roundhead

               These Royalist dogs and their cold bitches

               With Papist plots, warlocks and witches

               Shall now the power of Cromwell feel

               With Roundhead flesh and Roundhead steel

Sabrina

               This fellow's pretty hot, he thinks

               He'll get no favours from this minx

               Or rather if he dares to touch

               He'll burn from fingernail to crutch

Roundhead

               Come lass, forget your bonnie Charlie

               Now with a real man you'll parley

Sabrina

               O Soldier brave, you little know

               Just quite how far this wench will go

 SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Roundhead

               My God – the she-devil’s cooked my goose!


7 - The Cavaliers

Narrator

               In course of time, the good Lord willed

               That Ironsides' ardour should be chilled

               So Cavaliers now roamed the land

               And freedom reigned, naught more was banned.

Cavalier

               By Royal command I've ridden far

               Please show me to the nearest bar,

               I'm thirsty and uncommon dusty

               Just find for me a girl that's lusty !

Sabrina

               Whether their heads are round or Royal

               There's but one thing that makes them boil

               I'll not object to a little loan

               But me they'll never call their own

Cavalier

Fair lady! Let me but now thy praises sing

               And I will grant thee everything

               I'll bring you lutes and daffodils

               If you would only cure my ills

Sabrina 

Such honey'd words his lips have passed

               'Tis such a pity they're his last!

 SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Cavalier

               Thou treacherous Woman - I am undone!


8 - The Irish

Narrator

In eighteen-hundred-and-sixty-two

               The Railway came, the town pierced through

               And snorting trains with fiery funnel

               Rushed proudly through the newbuilt tunnel

Irishman

               My name is O'Malley and I came to dig

               Not to roister or rampage: although the jig

               Which I dance on a Saturday night is fine

When I ravish their women and drink up their wine

Sabrina 

               Here's importunate Dublin and confident Cork

               And sometimes there's action as well as the talk

               But they'd better take care if they tangle with me

               I'll not be seduced by a riddle-me-ree

Irishman

               Oh look at the beauty of this Bridgnorth maid

               The glory and ecstasy of how she is made!

My dear English darling, my heart's at your   feet

               I crave but a kiss, like the soup before meat!

Sabrina 

A kiss you shall have, but hungry you'll be

               For no more will you taste the sweet joys of Tralee

 SHE KISSES HIM AND HE DIES  

Irishman

               Begorrah! I’ll never drink Guinness again!`


9- The Airman

Narrator

               In nineteen-hundred-and-forty-two

               At Stanmore trained the boys in blue

               They came from every land and nation

               And Bridgnorth was their comfort station

Airman 

Saturday night, a forty-eight

               Don't miss the bus or we'll be late

               The pubs are open, the girls are willing

               I'm glad I took the Sovereign's shilling.

Sabrina

               They may be rough at times I know

               But when to war the lads must go,

               They do deserve a little fun

               Before they face the horrid Hun.

Airman

               Good ‘eavens! Miss, you're quite the best!

               You're even better than Mae West!

Sabrina

               Farewell, my friend, away you fly

               Not from my lips will I send you die

               I must be getting sentimental

               I though he was, though rough, quite gentle

               WAVES AIRMAN AWAY


10-The Tatung

Narrator

               From cleverness born in the East

               In Low Town grew a powerful beast

               Where once the peasants listless hung

               To Bridgnorth came- and later went - Tatung

Tatung

               This occidental place is strange

               They do not know our latest range

               And if a salaryman feels randy

               All he can do is dream with brandy

Sabrina

               It's sad our friends from the Pacific

               Now have gone - but it’s terrific

               That they're not really far abroad

               But ten miles north to great Telford

               EXIT TATUNG WITH ORIENTAL BOW

11-The Tourist

Narrator

In nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-five

               Bridgnorth really came alive

               Divorced from juggernaut and truck

               Relying on part skill, part luck

               The By-pass-men did pass us by

               And tourists now to us do fly

Tourist

               I am the Tourist, last of all

               Now to Sabrina's wiles I'll fall

               But will she accept me? What must I give?

               Can I but love her, and still live?

Sabrina

               Yes sir, you can; the others' mistake

               Was never to give but only to take

               So welcome, Stranger, come to my arms

               And I will enfold you in my charms.

               THEY KISS  

 

WHOLE CAST

               So friends, you've heard our wondrous story

               This land is part of England's glory

               So join with us this lovely day

               And shout aloud Hurray - Hurray !

                              HURRAY!!!

Friday, 16 April 2021

St George and the Dragon – a play for children by Elizabeth Obadina

This story, which first gained popularity in the 14th century, is set in Libya (or Lydda, depending on which translation you read), where a dragon was terrorising the local populace who tried to appease it by feeding it all their flocks of sheep. When all the sheep had been eaten, they turned to human sacrifices but even so the beast continued to destroy the countryside. Finally, it was decided to sacrifice the princess in a last-ditch attempt to buy off the dragon. Fortunately for her, along came St. George on his trusty white charger and duly slew the offending dragon, freeing the princess in the process. It is said that the story is allegorical, with the dragon representing Satan and the princess representing the Christian church.


St George and the Dragon


Cast

  • Narrator (s)   
  • Dragon            
  • St George      
  • Sheep Flock leader:
  • Maiden 1         
  • Maiden 2        
  • Princess          
  • King                
  • Queen
  • Townspeople
A dragon is sleeping on stage. He looks up as the narrator enters.   

Narrator:        Once upon a time …

Dragon:            (shouting)  There was a DRAGON !!!

Narrator:        Excuse me – this isn’t really your story.

                        As I was saying

Once upon a time, nearly two thousand years ago in a town in Libya – that’s in North Africa – a dragon was terrorising everyone …… … and every sheep. 

Dragon:            Feed me!! Feed me!! Bring me live food.


Narrator:        All the chicken, all the goats and all but one of the sheep had been sacrificed to keep the dragon happy. Now they had only one sheep left.

(A procession of townspeople led by the king and queen lead out the last sacrifice – a sheep beautifully groomed. They tie the sheep to a stake.)

Sheep:             (shouting and protesting) S’not fair! S’not fair! Why’s it always the sheep what gets it!

Dragon:            Yum yum yum ……… 

King:                 Mighty dragon here’s our last sheep.

Dragon:            Excellent – top quality lamb – my favourite!

Sheep:             I’m not a lamb. I’m the leader of the flock!

Dragon:            Even better! (Dragon laughs an evil laugh and gobbles up the sheep.)  More! I want more!

King:                 You’ve had everything. Now leave us alone.

Dragon:            Everything? … Everything????

                        … I don’t think so.

                        Bring me your maidens!         

Queen:            Not our maidens! Take the grown-ups instead!

Dragon:            Too stringy! Too tough! Too fatty!

                        No. It’s got to be the maidens. 

                        They’re sweet and tender and oh so yummy! 

(The townspeople walk sadly back to the town – the maidens are all sobbing)

Narrator:        One by one all the maidens of this North African kingdom were sacrificed to the Dragon. Every day a sad procession – all dressed up as if for a wedding - would leave the city and lead out the maiden who was dressed like a bride. They tied her to the stake outside the dragon’s cave and left her to her fate.

After several weeks there were only three maidens left: the king’s daughter and her two best friends.

King:                It’s your turn now.

Maidens:          No, no, no – not us. Someone save us!

(The first maiden is led out to be sacrificed. She’s dressed like a bride.)

Narrator:        Sadly – this being real life – no one came to save the maiden.

(The dragon gobbles up the first maiden, burps and takes a nap. He wakes up rubbing his tummy.

Dragon:            I’m hungry … (He roars a mighty roar) Bring me another maiden!!!

(The second maiden is led out to be sacrificed. She’s dressed like a bride. The dragon gobbles her up.)

Narrator:        The second maiden died as well – sacrificed to the terrible dragon – to keep him out of the city.

Dragon:            Excellent, excellent. Tasty maidens !

                        Keep them coming or I’ll come for the men (evil laugh)

King:                Oh no! not the men! Here have my daughter instead. She’s the last maiden left in town.

(The third maiden, the princess, is led out to be sacrificed. She’s dressed like a bride)

Narrator:        Luckily for the king’s daughter – and because this is really a fairy tale where everyone lives happily ever after – except for the sheep and the sacrificed maidens – a young, handsome hero had just arrived in town.

(Trumpet fanfare. Enter St George swinging his sword and striking heroic poses for the townspeople)

St George:      What’s this I hear about you sacrificing the weakest amongst you. You wimps! I’ll rescue your maidens …

King:                There’s only one left – she’s my daughter and I’ll give you half my kingdom if you can save her!

St George:      Typical! Only the princess gets to be saved!

                        I don’t want half your kingdom.

                        I don’t want any reward except this:

                        You are pagans,

                        You have no honour,

                        You have not protected the weak and innocent.

                        Become Christians!

                        Turn every temple into a church!

                        Put a Cross on every building!

                         Do this and I will rescue the princess.

Narrator:        The king ordered all the temples to be turned into churches and the city sprouted crosses everywhere.

                        St George galloped off to rescue the princess.

(The dragon is preparing to eat up the princess. He’s set out his best knife and fork and is tucking in a napkin. He doesn’t notice St George arriving)

Dragon:            Yum. Yum. Yum.

                        This is the best one yet.

 Princess:         Save me! Save me!

Dragon:            Well, I’ll save bits of you to snack on later.

Princess:          You beast! 

Dragon:            That’s me.

(St George creeps up behind him and thrust his sword under the dragon’s wing just as he was lifting up his knife and fork to eat the maiden.)

 Princess:         My hero!!

Dragon:            What! I thought all the men round here were cowardly wimps.

St George:      I’m not from around here. I’m a Turk!                   

Dragon:           You’ve killed me! (makes a big show of dying)

Narrator:        St George returned the princess to her father the king.

                        The kingdom became Christian and St. George rode out. His legend grew throughout the dark ages and mediaeval times. To be a good Christian you must defend the weak and the innocent, turn away from all the old gods, turn your temples into churches and fight evil – especially dragons.

(St George returns to the dragon to spear a cross through his heart)

Dragon:            I give up.

(The dragon stops twisting and turning, sighs and lies still and DEAD.)

 THE END