Thursday, 22 December 2022

Have Yourself a Merry Veggie Christmas by Jennie Hart

(to the tune of: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)

 

Have Yourself a Merry Veggie Christmas,

Turkeys have your day,

From now on we’ll let all piglets run and play.

 

Christmas days a jolly good news day

For the human race

But for geese and turkeys it is not the case

 

Chorus

Here we are in the olden days,

Happy golden days of yore,

Ducks and lambs that where dear to us

Will be near to us, once more.

 

Sheep find mint sauce very uninviting,

Pigs dread apple sauce.

Christmas day the stuffing makes poor turkeys hoarse.

 

Chorus

Here we are in the olden days .

 

So my friends let Christmas time be peaceful,

Not just for mankind,

Birds and beasts like celebrating Yuletide too,

So let this Christmas shine for them and me and you!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very cute, Jennie! "Lyric" -- a new category! The group's creativity is expanding -- I like it! :)

Merry Christmas

Alex

Jennie said...

Thank you Alex; I didn't know it was a lyric. You must tell me the definition please
Happy Christmas

Irena Szirtes said...

I would like to hear Alex's definition too. 😊😊

Irena Szirtes said...

I ve just got it...you have written new lyrics to the tune of "Have yourself a merry little Christmas. "

Anonymous said...

It's Liz who comes up with the categories. Yes, it's a "Lyric" because it's lyrics, as opposed to poetry or prose -- a nice, new category! Who will be next to add to the monologue section...?? Adam is rather innovative.

More, please, Jennie!

Alex